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oh wow wow wow pls tell me more about that ironflint alex teaching sex ed tag idea thing. (also, jw, are you gonna write more ironflint anytime? i've reread it so many times by now lmao)

-au where alex gets his life together, gets on mood stabliziers, goes to therapy and gets an emotional support pit bull, marries eliza, has N kids

-takes over the PTA the most. like jesus christ PTA TYRANT. everyone feels bad for phillip/angie/etc because his dad is, uh, wow. he’s really something.

-but he is like REALLY serious about some things, including:

-if you fuck with sex education, he will be really up in your grill. and here is a person who KNOWS how to be in your grill. and like if you are mad about sex education then alex is putting on sex ed classes in his house and your kid can show up. tweeting sex ed facts. etc. just like… YOU WILL KNOW TO USE A CONDOM IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

-also he gets into lots of fights about pit bulls on the internet.