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[iniquiticity]

anyway me and @synteis got to thinking about fucking ironflint alex running the PTA and it would be pretty fucking funny, productive, and terrible.

- THIS IS NOT EFFICIENT. BACK AWAY HELEN, I HAVE SPREADSHEETS.
- It’s obvious more people like brownies than cupcakes, so we should just call it a ‘brownie sale.’ Branding. Jesus. Did no one think about branding?
- Here’s everyone’s assigned talking points for the PTA meeting vs the board. Joan, can you cry about Mikey’s peanut allergy? Thanks.
- Uh, NO, you can NOT remove ‘are you there god it’s me margaret’ from the school library. i will clean your clock if you try.
- Why is there not more sex ed? I will hold sex ed class myself if we don’t get more sex ed.
- poor phillip and angelica and everyone’s like “wow, your dad is crazy. i mean, he gets shit done, but he’s like… really crazy.” “yeah… that’s true. not sure what mom sees in him.”