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Anonymous asked
"i think hamilton would probably wear a corset like, after the story ends. he’s super vain after all." Oh course he would! Especially when it comes back into fashion (fashion tends to turn to more emphasized sexiness after wars and political upheaval, and although they are preventing the war here there's still some tension). I guess Washington considers wearing subtle corset at some point when he grows older and soft around the middle, but decides against it?

a) i just wanted you to know that you sent me into an adorable spiral of these two and their 20-30 years later happily ever after and hamilton calls george old man in the most affectionate way ever, and also washington calls HAMILTON old man in the most affectionate way ever, which make 50-ish hamilton irritated becuase jesus he can’t believe he needs GLASSES and he’s so OLD and washington is like 70 and just like so… god. .. his husband is just…

b) literally after washington retires alex starts giving him a hard time about dressing up and being filled with shit at events. he’s like “so now that you’re retired and you maybe not being literally the emodiment of GOD maybe we can NOT invite thomas jefferson to things?” and washington is STILL like “no, when i’m appearing in public, i have to be the most fancy.” (it doesn’t help that i’m sure he’s super self-conscious about his small amount of pudge.. which is like… not that much pudge AT ALL.). it takes hamilton SO LONG to get washington to even button down like.. THE LITTLEST. like it’s bad enough he has to use a cane, alexander. he’s not letting his pudge show. but he finally does. wow that’s a relief.