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[iniquiticity]

Anonymous asked
Greenhouses bathtub sex???

lafayette looked up at the door shutting, ready to shout, but it was only hamilton. he glanced between washington, who was presently boiling himself in the copper tub, and hamilton, wearing a particular expression in the door. “well,” he said, “i shall dismiss myself, as to maintain the purity of my thoughts.”

at this hamilton laughed and bowed his head in a hello-goodbye, and when lafayette had closed the door behind him hamilton stripped his clothes off as quickly as he could and slipped himself into the tub as well. washingon opened a half-lidded eye and offered an unimpressed expression; hamilton hissed at the temperature of the water but was not the type to let such obstacles get in his way.

the tub was small enough - and they large enough - that there was little else place for a second occupant to be than in washington’s lap, though neither of them seemed to complain much about this at all.

“hello, sir,” washington murmured, and he lazily slid his arms around hamilton’s body. he felt hamilton’s legs wrap around his waist and lock behind him.

“you are going to boil yourself alive,” hamilton muttered, and kissed him.

“if i have not yet done so,i think i am safe,” washington declared, “and you may set your bath at any temperature, but once you sit in another man’s bath, you have nothing to say.”

“ah, i will have to distract myself from the boiling,” hamilton said, and kisses him again, and sat himself much more firmly in washington’s lap.