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[iniquiticity]

if ironflint wham + greenhouses wham met up:

ironflint!wash [to greenhouses!wash]: you are weak, spineless, afraid to grasp your full potential, and an embarrassment to the washington name [burns down the greenhouse]

ironflint!alex: holy shit, i can fuck myself. how do i do that? also i look really good in a waistcoat and breeches… gotta get on that shit. do you think both you and good guy you and good guy me can all fuck me at the same time? and also i’m not really invested at all at getting rid of good guy you, and i definitely want to keep good guy me around.

greenhouses!washington [to ironflint!wash]: you are a monstrous, tyrannical being, devoid of nobility and honor, and you must be destroyed.

greenhouses!washington [to ironflint!alex]: there’s still good in you.

ironflint!alex; holy fuck i’m being social-worker’d by a guy with my boss’ face. i need a drink, RIGHT NOW. also, shut the fuck up, dude.

greenhouses!alex: holy fucking shit, what the hell is going on?

greenhouses!lafayette: we are in so much deep shit, sirs.