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[iniquiticity]

Anonymous asked
I was wondering, since he seems all sorts of awkward and hasn't been married, is greenhouses Washington a virgin? I don't know why, but I need to know this because of Reasons.

~maybe he is, maybe he isn’t~

lafayettedigg asked
as it is my birthday, may i have the forbidden knowledge of whether washington is a virgin?? ;) (ofc you dont have to say if you dont want to. i just like to know these things)

~maybe he is, maybe he isn’t~

Anonymous asked
Now I can't stop imagining him def being a virgin and being awkward, and aham trying to like, take the lead and gwash getting all huffy/pride hurt, so then aham gets all sweet & considerate, and this is what you've done to me when I should be working
SUFFER AT THESE HUMANS TRYING THEIR BEST TO PLEASE ANOTHER AND FAILING BECUASE THEY’RE TERRIBLE AT HUMAN INTERACTION! SUFFER!!!!!

just kidding i love washington getting huffy at ham trying to sex-lead when he feels like he should