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arzoensis asked
I cant stop thinking about exasperated hammie yelling all of George's accomplishments in his face. YOU SAVED SIX THOUSAND PEOPLE hammie yells. George sighs and rubs at his face. Alex throws a book at him and George catches it tiredly in one hand. YOU LED AN ENTIRE ARMY TO VICTORY. George wonders if lafayette could get the kitchen staff to make those little bacon sandwiches again

look ok when all you can think about is how bad you are, your stupid husband telling you how great you are is the zero least effective thing ever. although the throwing the book is the best part of it because eventually it will evolve into throwing plants, and then washington will just be catching them wearing his weary face being like “stop throwing the plants, lord hamilton, you might harm them.” but he would be like catching them wearing tired face but also in amazing ways. it would be the best really.


(lafayette can get the kitchen staff to do anything.)