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[iniquiticity]

ok so i'm reading the added alex pov of the greenhouse scene of washington dressed down and i just got the idea from alex noticing that washington was feeling anxious about his touches and washington needing alex to be very clear: washington as a virgin. alex being right in that he has /considerably/ more experience.

well alex already owns his ass figuratively, so you know, he better be taking close damn attention to the sex chapter of “the care and keeping of your george washington” in which it explictly states that when exactly does a man have time for banging when he is killing himself over a war and trying to wrangle a bunch of fuckhead politicians, and trying to protect his own name and his rep, and also he never really LEARNED how to be suave???