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geneva, switzerland

i was feeling kind of down after some dude tried to piss on me in my last location. luckily i was then assigned to what may be the greatest city in the world. this is not really a general travel blog but everyone should fucking go to switzerland if you have money. every tourist city in switzerland is great. here is why you should go to switzerland: 1) it’s really pretty 2) everyone is rich 3) everyone is beautiful 4) there are a lot of really nice dicks that their owners would like to put in your mouth 5) great gay bars 6) great glory holes. i haven’t been to zurich, don’t ask. i end up in geneva.

anyway real part of this post now:


cruising canyon:

location: 5
quality of cock: 5
quantity of cock: 5
quality of enviroment: 5
notes: it’s a sex club. they have knee pads! cocksuckers love kneepads.
organic club:

location: 5
quality of cock: 3
quantity of cock: 5
quality of environment: 4
notes: opens late if you need to go to work tomorrow. twink dick magnet. someone may get in on your session with your dick (or mouth).
concorde:

location: 5
quality of cock: 4
quantity of cock: 3
quality of environment: 3
notes: dingy bar but maybe that’s your thing. the hole is really big so you can get a pretty good idea of the guy.
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cruising canyon (15, rue Dr Alfred-Vincent) is a sex club. great glory holes becuase it’s a sex club. if you need the “i’m secretly sucking cock in a bar,” vibe, or you somehow deceive yourself it’s not gay to suck cock through a hole in a bathroom wall as long as it’s a bar and that’s a part of your delicate psyche, then you won’t like this place because it’s a sex club. if you also want to watch some people sexily beat each other, look at naked dudes, watch fetish videos, etc - go here. in the back there’s a whole wall with holes so you can think to yourself how you give way better head than the guy next to you (i do). they’ve got knee pads!! KNEE PADS! so your knees don’t ache and you can concentrate on what’s important. show up at midnight or later.

organic club (Bonaire, 15, sitges). gay club + bar. opens at 2:30am. really good dj + music. last bathroom for yr glory hole. at the time of my event, the bathroom was somehow seemed insanely clean and yet also filled with dudes enjoying each other. i applaud the maintenance staff. lots of fucking twink dick so no one is gonna choke you (at least my experience). bonus: when i was sucking a dude’s cock someone came up behind me and yanked my hair. i think that’s supposed to be bad etiquette but i was really into it. this is not an etiquette blog.

concorde (3 rue de Berne). a bar. if you need the bar thing then go here. a little dingy and not as crowded, and a little less popular than the active gay events/scenes. there’s a hole on each side of the middle bathroom, although whoever made it had a monster cock because i’m pretty sure you could fit your average cock + balls through them. if you don’t want to see anything, skip it. if the sight of a little hipbone or jeans is your thing, you will like this one. also in the tradition of bar bathrooms, literally every space was covered in graffiti.

any swiss dudes on the blog? thanks. i love swiss men and swiss dick.