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Anonymous asked
What do Greenhouses verse George and Alex do on their anniversary, and do they celebrate on the date of their wedding or a date related to the courtship that came after it?

george isn’t big into anniversaries. alex is very into anniversaries becuase he likes throwing a party which is all about him.

every year they have the same argument.

alex: let’s have a party for our anniversary. but only people we actually care about. knox, martha, the schuylers, john, etc. we can all talk a lot of shit.

george: ok, but you hated our wedding and you hated that day.

alex; I didn’t have all the information; it is not a man’s fault if acts on a lie.

geroge: you didn’t even try, if i recall correctly.

alex: i tried plenty! i fixed your damn plants, you cactus lout.

george: yes, after you threw everything i tried to do for you in your face.

alex: becuase you force-married me!

george: which you want to celebrate. anyway, i’ll have lafayette prepare invitations.